Jake Chambers: Dark Tower References (& What They Mean)
In the Dark Tower VII, Chapter V: In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle, Jake Chambers runs away from the Taheen. He’s also running toward Susannah Dean. While he’s running, he […]
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Andy, Messenger Robot: What are his Other Functions
In The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King, Rolan Deschain of Gilead meets Andy, Messenger Robot, many other functions. But just what are Andy’s other functions? […]
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If You Haven’t Watched Netflix’s Messiah, You’re Missing Out
Sure, everyone’s talking about You Season 2 and The Witcher, but the real diamond in the rough is the Netflix original that dropped on the first day of the roaring […]
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What are Andy, Messenger Robot’s Other Functions?
Andy, Messenger Robot, Many Other Functions, has one you may not have guessed yet:
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Rhea of Coos Having a Ball With Grapefruit
Rhea of the Coos’ New Weird Hobby
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Why Shardik the Bear Really Went Senile
Learn all about the ancient origins of everybody’s favorite big brown lug
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Oy: Weird Dog from Midworld Dissatisfied with New York Traffic
Dark Tower Satire: Exclusive Interview with Oy of Midworld
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Dark Tower: Zoltan Convinced Beans the Magical Fruit
Mohaine Desert Outskirts, Thursday – Local raven, Zoltan, is convinced that beans are indeed the magical fruit. “Tain’t so!” says Brown, local farmer. Sources close to the matter have suggested […]
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Randall Flagg Unsure Who He Is
Randall Flagg is having Personality Crisis!
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Writer Stephen King Spoils Dark Tower Ending
Writer Stephen King has spoiled the ending of the Dark Tower series by living to see the TV pilot. “The cat is out of the bag,” huffs Jack Dingleberry, local […]
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