5 Reasons why Roland Deschain is a Total Dick
The Dark Tower 1: The Gunslinger has Roland Deschain chasing the Man in Black across the desert. That’s all dark and bleak and romantic, and The Gunslinger is one of […]
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Dark Tower Wizard & Glass: The Powerful Horses of Mejis
Long days and pleasant nights – this article includes all the rest of the powerful horses of Mejis in Stephen King’s The Dark Tower IV: Wizard & Glass. I say […]
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Frank Muller Reading of The Gunslinger Audiobook has Mysteriously Disappeared
The Frank Muller reading of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger has mysteriously disappeared from the face of the planet. You can’t find it anywhere. Instead, Audible, the […]
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How to Throw a Dark Tower Cosplay Party
Below, you’ll find some Recipes of Mid World inspired by Aunt Talitha’s (and the others’) culinary expertise. So put on your hat, tighten your rawhide thong, and get ready for a feast!
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Why Walter o’Dim is the Worst Villain Ever
Walter o’Dim dominates the pages of The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger. Famously, he’s in the opening line of the book. So why the hell…
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From CORT to BLAINE: RIDDLING in the DARK TOWER
Vannay, my tutor, said a boy who could answer a riddle was a boy who could think around corners. We had riddling contests every Friday noon, and the boy or […]
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Blaine The Mono
He’s big. He’s crazy. He’s pink. He shoots electricity. He does Pop Americana impressions, including Jimmy Stewart and Humphrey Bogart. He loves Riddles. He has a split personality. He is […]
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The Tick-Tock Man: David Quick’s World War II Airplane
In Stephen King’s The Dark Tower book V: The Waste Lands, in Chapter 5: Bridge and City, Roland and his ka-tet came across an airplane laying dead on the ground. […]
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What Roland Saw in the Wizard’s Glass
The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass You may be on your first read, or as I am now, on a repeat journey (one of many and many-a, I wot). […]
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Why is the Dark Tower Movie So Horrible?
You may have seen director Nicolaj Arcel’s Dark Tower movie. Fans widely regard the Dark Tower movie as a turd sandwich. But are there good points? This article on the […]
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Murderers, Mutants, and Love: Horses in Wizard & Glass
In a world that has moved on, how did folken get from place to place in Mejis? Why, the answer is simple: horses of courses. Long days and pleasant nights. […]
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The Lobstrosities of the Western Sea
In the Dark Tower, the Lobstrosities of the Western Sea are formidable foes, intelligent creatures, and delicious entrees. “Dad-a-chack, dum-a-chum, and all that shit. I think they’re like us, Roland—all […]
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Patricia the Mono
“SHE RESPONDED BY THROWING HERSELF IN THE RIVER. SEE YOU LATER, PATRICIA-GATOR.”
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Suzie’s Cruisin’ Trike: Susannah Dean’s Attack on Algul Siento
It’s fast, it’s mean, it’s electric. Part Honda, part Takuro, all US Army, this ultra modern machine of war hits full speed faster than she would have possibly imagined. On […]
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What did John Cullum Drive in The Dark Tower?
There are so many reasons to love Stephen King’s The Dark Tower! In this series of articles, I’m exploring the many vehicles found over the course of Sai King’s 7 […]
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