Rhea of Coos Having a Ball With Grapefruit
Rhea of the Coos’ New Weird Hobby
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Why Shardik the Bear Really Went Senile
Learn all about the ancient origins of everybody’s favorite big brown lug
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Oy: Weird Dog from Midworld Dissatisfied with New York Traffic
Dark Tower Satire: Exclusive Interview with Oy of Midworld
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Dark Tower: Zoltan Convinced Beans the Magical Fruit
Mohaine Desert Outskirts, Thursday – Local raven, Zoltan, is convinced that beans are indeed the magical fruit. “Tain’t so!” says Brown, local farmer. Sources close to the matter have suggested […]
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Randall Flagg Unsure Who He Is
Randall Flagg is having Personality Crisis!
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Writer Stephen King Spoils Dark Tower Ending
Writer Stephen King has spoiled the ending of the Dark Tower series by living to see the TV pilot. “The cat is out of the bag,” huffs Jack Dingleberry, local […]
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