Epitaph for Walter O’Dim
Walter O’Dim died when Mordred, the spider baby, ate him. It was a horrible way to go. It was also painfully anticlimactic. He was the main antagonist in The Dark […]
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Sai King No Dummy: Symbolic Names in TDT
Authors often choose names that have meaning. It’s like a puzzle for the reader. An encrypted message. After you unlock the puzzle, the names sometimes sound punny or downright ridiculous. […]
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Ka is a Wheel: And These Other Things are Wheels
In “The Dark Tower” by Stephen King, characters from Mid-World and beyond have a knack for saying that ka is a wheel. The following are some other things that are […]
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Oy: Weird Dog from Midworld Dissatisfied with New York Traffic
Dark Tower Satire: Exclusive Interview with Oy of Midworld
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Dark Tower: Zoltan Convinced Beans the Magical Fruit
Mohaine Desert Outskirts, Thursday – Local raven, Zoltan, is convinced that beans are indeed the magical fruit. “Tain’t so!” says Brown, local farmer. Sources close to the matter have suggested […]
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Randall Flagg Unsure Who He Is
Randall Flagg is having Personality Crisis!
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Writer Stephen King Spoils Dark Tower Ending
Writer Stephen King has spoiled the ending of the Dark Tower series by living to see the TV pilot. “The cat is out of the bag,” huffs Jack Dingleberry, local […]
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