Why is the Dark Tower Movie So Horrible?
You may have seen director Nicolaj Arcel’s Dark Tower movie. Fans widely regard the Dark Tower movie as a turd sandwich. But are there good points? This article on the […]
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Netflix’s Kuntilanak: What to Love, What to Hate
Indonesian Horror Movie – Kuntilanak Is Kuntilanak a Good Movie? In a nutshell: No. More below. Is Kuntilanak Worth Watching? At times, the film was so cringe as to be […]
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Murderers, Mutants, and Love: Horses in Wizard & Glass
In a world that has moved on, how did folken get from place to place in Mejis? Why, the answer is simple: horses of courses. Long days and pleasant nights. […]
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The Maid (2020): Surprising & Bloody
Should you watch the Thai horror movie, The Maid (2020) on Netflix? I’m going to give a detailed review without spoiling too much of the plot, which is damn good, […]
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Nostalgia in Canadian Horror: Summer of 84
I enjoyed the Netflix film, Summer of 84, but not at first. At first, I thought the plot was contrived, the characters were cardboard cartoon cutouts, and the plot was […]
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The Lobstrosities of the Western Sea
In the Dark Tower, the Lobstrosities of the Western Sea are formidable foes, intelligent creatures, and delicious entrees. “Dad-a-chack, dum-a-chum, and all that shit. I think they’re like us, Roland—all […]
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Day of the Dead: Bloodline – Better Than You Think
Day of the Dead: Bloodline Review & Analysis At a Glance 2018 remake, not 1985 version Zombie type: can run Zombies are called: rotters Makeup: Not bad! Max’s makeup is […]
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Racism in Australian Zombie Movie, “Cargo”
Australian horror movie Cargo (2017), a post-apocalyptic zombie flick, had a lot of potential. Unfortunately, however, it was poorly executed. Cargo has unique, unexampled elements. Honestly, just the fact that […]
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Patricia the Mono
“SHE RESPONDED BY THROWING HERSELF IN THE RIVER. SEE YOU LATER, PATRICIA-GATOR.”
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Epitaph for Walter O’Dim
Walter O’Dim died when Mordred, the spider baby, ate him. It was a horrible way to go. It was also painfully anticlimactic. He was the main antagonist in The Dark […]
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Suzie’s Cruisin’ Trike: Susannah Dean’s Attack on Algul Siento
It’s fast, it’s mean, it’s electric. Part Honda, part Takuro, all US Army, this ultra modern machine of war hits full speed faster than she would have possibly imagined. On […]
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Anime Tropes, Copes and Dopes
With all of the stereotypes in western media throughout time, nothing triumphs the unbeatable level of tropes in anime and manga. Yes, horror tropes can be painfully predictable (don’t run […]
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Book Review: The Golem and the Jinni
Magical realism might just be my favorite genre of fiction. Tolkien-style fantasy is fun, but it lacks that real world grittiness of magical realism. For me, its easier to relate […]
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What did John Cullum Drive in The Dark Tower?
There are so many reasons to love Stephen King’s The Dark Tower! In this series of articles, I’m exploring the many vehicles found over the course of Sai King’s 7 […]
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Stephen King Writing Advice VS Conn Iggulden
Anyone who has read On Writing: A Memoir on the Craft knows Stephen King hates adverbs. That same anyone also knows S.K. avoids the passive voice like the plague. There’s a hell of a lot of hate there. Is it justified?
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