5 Reasons why Roland Deschain is a Total Dick
The Dark Tower 1: The Gunslinger has Roland Deschain chasing the Man in Black across the desert. That’s all dark and bleak and romantic, and The Gunslinger is one of […]
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Blaine The Mono
He’s big. He’s crazy. He’s pink. He shoots electricity. He does Pop Americana impressions, including Jimmy Stewart and Humphrey Bogart. He loves Riddles. He has a split personality. He is […]
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Sexuality in Wolves of the Calla
Father Callahan is an Asshole Fadda, fadda, fadda! Father Donald Callahan is one of the coolest characters in The Dark Tower series. The Pere’s a nomadic, queer, bible thumping, vampire […]
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What are the Lyrics to the Commala Song?
Long days and pleasant nights. One of Andy, Messenger Robot’s many functions is that of the Pied Piper of Hamelin. In The Dark Tower 5: Wolves of the Calla, Andy, […]
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Are Eddie Dean and Cuthbert Algood the Same Person?
Eddie Dean and Cuthbert Algood have a lot in common. For example, Eddie and Cuthbert both talk a lot. They also both laugh a lot, much to the Gunslinger’s irritation. […]
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Transportation in Outworld: Bucka Wagons
Throughout the Dark Tower series, Sai Stephen King mentions bucka wagons many times. Is the bucka wagon an invention of our beloved herald of Maturin? Or is the bucka wagon […]
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Toons: Nigil Becomes More than Domestic
In Stephen King’s The Dark Tower VII, the Ka-Tet meets Nigil. His serial number is DNK 45932, DOMESTIC. Eddie has the bright idea of bringing Nigil to the Tet corporation […]
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Andy, Messenger Robot: What are his Other Functions
In The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King, Rolan Deschain of Gilead meets Andy, Messenger Robot, many other functions. But just what are Andy’s other functions? […]
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What are Andy, Messenger Robot’s Other Functions?
Andy, Messenger Robot, Many Other Functions, has one you may not have guessed yet:
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